I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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