When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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