your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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