She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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