I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Randomize
