if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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