Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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