You surviving the open bar?
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I should be sponsored by Trojan
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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