For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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