If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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