i permit you to call me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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