I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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