Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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