Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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