i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She even gives head with a lisp.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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