did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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