we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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