well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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