i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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