I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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