Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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