how can u be prego again
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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