why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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