why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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