That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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