hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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