Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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