best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just high enough for therapy.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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