But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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