try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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