Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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