At least make sure they are 18
Why
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have feelings that need drinking.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
