when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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