He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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