are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm sobbing to NWA
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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