i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm passing your future prison.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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