with your own penis?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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