i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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