exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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