My hand turned me down
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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