I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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