Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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