So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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