im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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