Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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