i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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