I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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