Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
