so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it because I queefed?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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