What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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