i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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