so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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