Whod you bang
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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